As an aunt, I feel there are certain duties and obligations one must fulfill. One of those is giving them everything Mommy and Daddy won't. Lucky me I am a giver. I love to give gifts and presents and surprises so this will come EASY! As Bryson's crazy {literally} Aunt Lulu these are 5 things I can't wait to give/share with him...
1. Candy and caffiene
1. Candy and caffiene
Lots and lots of candy and caffeine. Then send him packing back to Mommy Amber and Daddy Josh. They will LOVE me for this.
I chose gummy bears and Dr.Pepper because they are my favorite. I will be glad to share with Bry!
2. Play Doh
I lovelovelove play doh. Everything about it including the smell. Call me crazy {cause I am}. When I was little my mom would NEVER let me have play doh at home cause she was afraid of me getting it in the carpet. My grandma always let me play with it at her house. I want Bryson to have some play doh. Every color of the play doh rainbow!
3. TCBY's Rainbow Cream icecream
4. A drum set
This one is a total DUH. I mean I definitely want to inspire our little musician to make some noise. I think he needs to play the drums... not the piano or trumpet. Those instruments are boring and for pansies. REAL MEN play the drums and I want Bry to be a womanizer. The girls always love drummers! I might even throw in a drum lesson or two with this little gift. Age 5 seems like the appropriate birthday for this, don't you think? I can see it now....
5. Explicable Language
Last but not least I would like to teach Bryson a few bad words. Actually, I kid. I plant to be on my best behavior around this kid {unless it's gameday then I can't make any promises}.
I will leave THIS ONE up to the guys aka Josh's friends. Trust me... if they are around Mama's boy he will be dropping curse words in no time but I will have NO PART in this corruption. Amber will be happy to hear this.
I still can't believe I am having friends having kiddies. I love babies though! Best of luck to Amber & Josh... I hope Bryson is a good baby so we can have Baby Girl soon :) Love you, Amber!
3 comments:
i miss tcby! that ice cream looks amazing! what a lucky boy!
haha ohhh Lindsey. I need to pretend I didn't read this! Bryson will love you because of all this badness. lol I think I'm ok with everything but the caffeine. You might not want to tell me about that... lol
I swear sometimes I'm dyslexic and I read this Luke Bryan instead of Bryson Luke or maybe I'm just obsessed with Luke Bryan.
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