Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Kardashian KRISmas

Yes, I put an emphasis on the KRIS in Krismas. Afterall isn't it the Kris Kardashashian Jenner Show? I mean....Have you seen the Kardashian's Christmas card? Well, I am going to show you.


It's creepy. Sorry, I'm not sorry. It honestly reminds me of a modern day Adams family.

I would like to point out a few things....

Why everyone else is wearing black and Kris Jenner is wearing blue? Duh, cause she had to be the star and center of attention. I don't care if she is the matriach of the family. She is obnoxious beyond all measures. I love the Kardashians but I can't stand Kris Jenner.

Kourtneys butt? Looks huge. Khloe looks obscenely skinny (not that I think she is fat but that she is a big boned girl). Oh hello the joys of photo editing.

Where are Bruce Jenner's kids? If I were them I would feel left out and like I got the shaft. But then again, they are probably use to it and don't really care anymore.

Little Mason is by far the cutest one in this picture... BY FAR.

That is my comment on these truly unruly and weird Christmas card picture.

But it's the Kardashian's... did we really expect anything less?


14 comments:

Chelsea @ {twotwentyone} said...

They look so merry and festive! Or not. This looks like a Halloween card. Why is no one smiling? They look pissed off. I think they should have put the guys in dresses since all the chicks (well, except Kris) are in guy-esque clothes. They annoy me. The end.

Nicole said...

Agree 100%

Portuguese Prepster said...

I like the Kardashians but that is one strange Christmas card! It looks so morbid!

Sarah Elizabeth said...

cannot STAND the Kardashians..which is funny because my momma and I both use to LOVE them! But I'm sorry they are all obnoxious and get paid for doing dumb things on tv. I think your opinions on their Christmas card are dead on ha

A Simple Southern Life said...

haha I love this. I am not a Kardashian fan at all!

Sarah said...

Mason is my favorite. He's too cute! I just wish the show would be about Kourtney and Mason. Everyone else is kind of a mess...

Shannon Marie said...

I love the commentary! My friends and I talked about this for so long last night at my cookie exchange! ha! xo

Cori H. said...

Did you notice how "top secret" the card was before it was "revealed"? Kris Jenner is by the most the annoying of the clan. Kim gets on my nerves too. She seems to whine about everything. Mason is definitely the cutest! This is one freaky looking Christmas card. I never understood why Bruce's kids aren't in them anymore. They used to be before the Kardashians took off.

Alana Christine said...

I love it! I used to hate the Kardashians, but recently, fell in love with them. Probably because I don't have enough drama in my own life.
This Christmas card is pretty awkward.
I'm sure the Jenner's are used to it. Although, you'd think they would have wanted Brody in the picture...I mean, they don't come cuter than him.

Kristine Elizabeth said...

I soo agree! This picture is creepy.. I mean is the the centerfold of a top fashion magazine or a Christmas card? weird.

Miss Lindsay said...

I used to love their show... SO over it now!!

Mandy said...

Most awkward Christmas card I've ever seen. I heard Kim tweeted that there's a 3D version too (if you have glasses). Um, thanks but no thanks on that one.

Natalie said...

I am so over the Kardashains. I feel like all they do at this point is host weddings and cause drama simply for publicity. But o goodness is that Mason a cutie!!

PS I left you an award on my blog!

sSe said...

I used to be obsessed with the kardashians. Like I kinda secretly wanted Kris and Bruce to adopt me a la Angelina Jolie style, but that feeling is LONG GONE. It's clearer than ever that all they do is for attention, and this Christmas card just proves it.

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